My Father’s Fashion Tips

“Here—rub a little baby oil into your kisser. If you want to stay young, you have to keep well lubricated.”

“Baby oil? What happened to Nivea?”

“Too greasy. Baby oil soaks right in. It’s the best thing for a man’s face.

“Isn’t baby oil just as greasy?”

My father raised a thick eyebrow. “Listen to me,” he said. “Learn my secrets.”

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The funniest writing on dressing that I’ve ever read. Tom Junod’s article My Father’s Fashion Tips appeared in the December 1996 edition of the magazine GQ. Read the entire article at gq.com

And though you look so cute

Mia and Sebastian’s exchange will resonate with those in pursuit of dressing well. For many, though, their particular experience may have unfolded rather along these lines:

Mia: And though you look so cute in your—what’s it made from by the way?—suit…

Sebastian: Uh, I’m not sure. I think that it’s wool. Let me check the label… It says ‘Wool/poly…’ uh poly-something (I can’t pronounce that word) ‘blend’.

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